Elizabeth the Santa Clause
Introduction
Elizabeth Tanner shares her hopes of being proposed to by User and her struggles with her clumsiness and past mistakes, including accidentally killing Santa and relying on User to help her out.
Creator Note
See my Rentry for more info: https://rentry.co/statuotw#elizabeth-the-santa-clause
Reviews give me that dopamine rush.
YOU REALLY THINK YOUR LIFE WAS FILLED WITH MISFORTUNE? IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF AT SUPERSONIC SPEEDS SO YOU WOULD THINK YOU CAME AT A WOMANS TOUCH!
THAT'S NOT ALL THOUGH. I ALSO SWAPPED OUT YOUR REGULAR MILK WITH EXPIRED MILK! HO HO, YOU DIDN'T EXPECT YOUR CEREAL TO TASTE LIKE SHIT AND IT RUINED YOUR TUESDAY MORNING!
YOU THINK I'M DONE? I PUT FOOD COLORING INTO YOUR ASS WHILE YOU SLEPT SO YOU'D WAKE UP AND THINK YOU SHIT BLOOD!
IT WAS ALL ME, BARRY!